Yes, Master

Another (scheduled) game and another rainy day. Today's forecast is about as sunny as the Tappers' disposition. Whether the game happens or not, here are a few things for you to consider.

• Running forward to the ball is easier than trying to catch it over your shoulder. Play deep.
• To a toddler, the Academy of Natural Sciences is a cross between a zoo and a pet cemetary.
• The Liberty Bell and Betsy Ross had a great PR team to get this famous.
• A hot dog and/or PBR cannon would make our games more interesting.
• Buddy, despite ascending to captainship, is still bald.
• I need more people to send me quotes/amusing anecdotes from our games.
• Brian Hussey has a different definition of love than I do.

Trade Rumor: Word on the alley is that the Gryffindor Quidditch team is looking to make cap room by trading Harry Potter to the Rising Suns for two draft picks.

Predicted (Heckilng) Score: Old City out heckle the Taps  56 to -3