Thursday, July 19, 2012

A Case for the Cup

Below is a list of reasons we should be everyone's favorite team:
We're plucky
  • We're fun
  • Our heckling is mostly good-natured
  • We suffered broken feet, dislocated shoulders, and a variety of nasty cuts and bruises. And that's just at first base.
  •  Bruce Springsteen would pick us
  • We're all about moral victories
  • There are two Husseys on our team
  • Jill the Scientist keeps referring to us as the Ms. Congeniality of the CCSL
  • The word "plucky" has been used to describe us
  • Other teams want our players on their teams
  • The Commissioner's Cup would make us feel better about never getting jerseys
  • We played the National Anthem before our last few games
  • A vote for us is a vote for Freedom
  • We're the only team with walk-on music
  • We also selected a walk on song for Buddy; it was "Whip My Hair"
  • Everyone loves pickles
  • We have lots of fun facts
  • Fun Fact: We love beer
  • Ask about our fire hats
  • We'll invite you to the team party
  • We have a Happy Fun Times Committee. Guess what they specialize in.
  • Some of us are really good at TGIF Quizzo
  • Others are better at Christmas Quizzo
  • Fun Fact: Both TGIF and Christmas are awesome
  • We do the Mighty Ducks slow clap and quack before games
  • The following bear would vote for us:

  • So remember, vote for us for Miss Congeniality The Commissioner's Cup

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