Two Heads Are Better Than One

This week is the lazy, beer-drinking version of a double-header. We start off tonight with a game against the Bad Touch in which we are for some reason favored. Then, tomorrow, the Franklin Buddies try to Force themselves on us. In both instances, we need to remind these forceful, bad-touching teams that no means no and we need wins. This week is the time when we either start on the path to my predicted 3-10 finish or we continue down the trail of uninterrupted imperfection. Regardless, I will not be answering Whitmarsh's texts. Now onto the predictions.

Double header

Bad Touch: The Touchers haven't been having a great season, the lone exception being an early-season butt-raping of Ben Franklin's Buddies. Last week, they lost to the Fleischer by 18 runs. With some smart, consistent playing we should either win or make it a close one. If we continue to interpret "outfield" as "six feet behind infield," we will lose horribly.

12-10 is the score, not sure who has what

Force: They will all hold hands and yell "Force!" I will skip a board meeting to go to this game. The word "pickle" will be thrown around a lot. If miracles exist, the game will start before 6:30. Ryan & Nick will try to end their game as quickly as possible to come watch us and long for the days when (they thought) we liked them. There will be heckling. And in the end, someone will no longer be winless. It's the game of the week, folks.

This game will either end with a low score and handshakes or the highest-scoring CCSL game in history and a brawl. I'm hoping for the latter, seems more exciting.