Tonight's Episode: Prior to this game, I was thinking we could perchance squeak out a close upset or at least put up a decent fight against the Collar. I was wrong. The Collar is easily the best fielding team in the league and it showed last night as they kept us contained to 4 runs. What I did not expect was for them to hit as well as they did. Oh well.
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The Score: 29-4
Mr. Bump Injury Report: Allie took a ball to the arm and Joe Barber rolled his ankle.
Aesop's Moral Victory of the Game: The Snark Tank was not needed.
When Your Bank Says No, Champion Says yes Champion of the Game: John Pugh, for turning a good grab in the outfield into a double play and BPH for a sliding catch in the outfield.
Quotes:
"Did you get it because of the huge sweet spot?" - BPH, about Charlotte's bat
"If it's any consolation, we lost 30-8 to the Zoo." - Budsy
"Science > Softball" - Three unnamed Academy staff
"Why don't you slide?" - The Goo Goo Dolls, to Ali V
"You always say cover me if it comes but it never comes!" - Scrappy
"Is that Snark Tank-worthy?" - Eager Collar players who are fans of the Snark Tank
"Hey, I can't make the game today. Can you try and injure Pat for me?" - Josh
"I'll see what I can do." - Huss Buss
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