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Good news! The prediction that we would score 11 runs was right! Too bad for us that the P&P crew racked up 23. Definitely not our worst performance, there were a lot of good hits from team Freedom today. Our biggest problem is mistakes on the field and not playing these teams deep enough. When we're facing P&P, the Collar (next week), the Ball Tappers, or the Refugees, just imagine them coming to the plate singing this, and then move back. They can all be contained*

Other predictions that came true: Tango the dog did indeed run to third. I drank, heckled, and broke the hitless streak. A soccer team did end up in the outfield. I learned more names! (Kat with her ownership of the plate and other Ali with her impeccable fielding while holding a beer. Let the record show I am spelling it Ali because she was floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee or something.) The grammar nerd in me is hating the amount of words in parentheses there. In addition to Ali and Kat, I learned that most everyone else on the team is Brian. That being said, let's get on to the fun stuff.

Score: 23-11.

Injury Report: Mike Simzak continues to steal Injurygraham's thunder by hobbling after a play at second, and is going to spend some time at DH. P&P Ellen used her womanly wiles to convince Speak-n-Spellman not to play the ball early in the game, resulting in a career-threatening bruise to his ego. SNS is expected to make a full recovery once he gets a sandwich named after him.

Moral Victory: Mike the Scientist used physics to throw some solid pitches and make a case to be our starter. Jill and Ali made third base and shortstop their bitches with some amazing fielding. Charlotte picked up her hitting (and rhyming) game. I had my best hits ever. Unfortunately, this all occurred while we were fucking around after the game.

Quotes:

"Do you want Candy Graham's advice for hitting?" -The yet-to-be-nicknamed Pat
"Yes!" -Charlotte
"When hitting, boobs and then bat!" -Me again

"My car smells like leftover Buddy." -Maureen of the Force

"Now all I can think about is boobs!" -Char
"Welcome to my world." - Asscap

"You should pregame the games." -Everyone, to Ali

"What rhymes with Charlotte?" -Me
"Harlot." -Charlotte
"Kat! Keep your eyes on Harlot!" -Jill

"We should practice again." -Assorted teammates, to BK Haveityourway
BK's response:

*Not including the massive egos of the tappers or 'fugees.

P.S. Email/text me funny quotes from the games, I have the memory of a Golden Girl.